How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

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How does a Russian Aeroflot pilot navigate?

By reading street signs.

Which Russian leader is always farting?

Putin

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What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

How do you make a Swiss Roll?

Push him down a hill. BONUS: How do you make French Wine? Invade.

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Why are people leaving the Ukraine?

I don't know but they sure are Russian.

Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout

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Why are you always rushing out of here after work?

You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."

How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.