How do the Russians invade the Ukraine?

They rush in.

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Where do you send bad Russian cows?

The Moolag

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Daeshcams

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What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.

What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

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Why shouldn't you buy underwear from the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fall out.

What did Vladimir Putin say to the Ukraine after he annexed it?

Crimean river.

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What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

What do you call an imp that is rushes to the hospital?

Impatient OC from r/dadjokes