What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

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Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the black guy wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?

A: A buzzness suit!

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

How did he do that?

I dropped it on his head.

Atheism Jokes More Atheism Jokes

What even is Atheism?

A non-prophet organization.

What kind of organisation is Atheism?

A non-prophet organisation.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What muscle is most responsible for lateral rotation of the neck?

The gluteus maximus

How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function?

He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.

Commitment Jokes More Commitment Jokes

Why is Barbie's boyfriend afraid of commitment?

He's a chic Ken.

Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?

A mental hospital.