What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

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Why do women wear striped bras?

Because it's a ZEBRA.

Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.

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What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?

When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

What do retards wear on their heads?

Handicaps

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What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

What do you call Atheism?

A non-prophet organization.

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What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up.

What do you call a hundred black men buried up to their necks in dirt?

Afroturf

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Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?

A mental hospital.

Why did Shrodinger's girlfriend dump him?

Because she didn't like his lack of commitment