What do call the President of Russia with an upset stomach?

Vladimir Poopin

Previous Random Joke Next

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

What was one thing Nicholas the 2nd of Russia not good at?

Czarcasm.

How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?

None. In Russia, light bulb changes you.

President Jokes More President Jokes

What do Lewinsky, Monroe, and Reddit have in common?

They all went down on a President.

Why is Hillary running for President?

Because it's easier than running from the law.

Upset Stomach Jokes More Upset Stomach Jokes

What do you call a boxer with an upset stomach?

Gaseous Clay

Why did the cannibal have an upset stomach?

He ate someone who disagreed with him.