What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up.

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Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job?

A: He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!

Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

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What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ?

A long necked toothbrush !

Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

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What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up.

What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up.