What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up.

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What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

What do you call it when a blond dyes her hair?

Artificial Intelligence.

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Why does Dracula have no friends?

Because he's a pain in the neck.

How can you tell if a black guy is well hung?

You can't fit your finger between the noose and his neck.

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What do men and beer bottles have in common?

They are both empty from the neck up.

Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge?

They are for those who don't drink!