Where are you going to keep them ?

Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath Stan: Blindfold them !

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Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a bathroom in France?

Linoleum Blownapart

What does Justin Timberlake say when he goes to the bathroom?

It's Gonna be Pee"

Blindfold Jokes More Blindfold Jokes

What do Asian people use as blindfolds?

Shoe laces.

What is the cheapest way to blindfold an Asian?

Dental floss.

Stan Jokes More Stan Jokes

What did the Taliban soldier say to his buddy?

Afgan I pee... Stan he fer me a minute.

Who's Becky, Stan?

She's just a country!