What are you supposed to be?

ME: I'm not wearing a costume

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Who Wears The Old Clothes Of Angela Merkel?

Angela Merkel.

What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

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What's your costume?

Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.

What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.

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What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

What's supposed to be funny, but let's you down?

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