What are you supposed to be?

ME: I'm not wearing a costume

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What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?

Girl: Apollo neck jumpers

Why do Russians always wear track suits?

Because they are always RUSSIAN to places. thanks

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What's your costume?

Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.

What are you supposed to be?

ME: I'm not wearing a costume

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Why did you do that?

I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "

How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....