Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you get when you cross my brain with a cat?

A cat.

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did Hu wind-up worse off than Yu?

Because Hu died and made Yu king. Hu died and made Yu king? Isn't that what I just said?

What will i do when i die?

Idk!

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

Which color confuses an idiot?

Blue

Mar Jokes More Mar Jokes

How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

What do you a Mars with water?

Wars

Oxygen Jokes More Oxygen Jokes

Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.

Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir