Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.

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When the cat's away.....?

The house smells better !

What do you call the parents of a cat?

His PURR-ents

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What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

What did they call Jesus after He died on the cross?

Xavier

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How do you keep an idiot with RES busy?

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Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.

What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

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What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning

Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir