How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?

Take away it's credit cards.

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Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

Why did the referee stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face off in the corner.

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How do you stop a Lion from charging?

have a successful dentistry practise.

Why was the circuit arrested?

Because it was charged with battery!

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What's the difference between the average person and a feminist?

About 200 pounds.

How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?

Take away it's credit cards.

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What's 3 inches long and pleases all women?

A credit card.

How do you stop a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card.