How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?

Take away it's credit cards.

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Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?

He wanted something to get his teeth into.

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Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?

Take away it's credit cards.

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What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?

Take away it's credit cards.

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What's 3 inches long and pleases all women?

A credit card.

What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo