200 Pound Jokes

How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?

Take away it's credit cards.

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What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

What's the difference between the average person and a feminist?

About 200 pounds.

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Credit Card Jokes More Credit Card Jokes

Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

How do you stop an angry rhino from charging?

You take away its credit card

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

What do you call the people who make sandwiches at Subway?

Sub humans.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

How many anti-feminists does it take to screw the light bulb?

Anti feminists? Nah, they can't screw

Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do you call a guy who likes to lose?

Ewan

Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

What's the difference between a white story and a black story?

A white story starts with "Once Apon a Time" and a black story starts with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this"

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects

How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why isn't there a neutron mod in the Skyrim Steam Workshop?

Because there'd be no charge.

How did people charge their phones before electricity?

They didn't...!

Average Person Jokes More Average Person Jokes

Whats the most common work of fiction?

The average persons resume

What's the difference between the average person and a feminist?

About 200 pounds.