Why was the circuit arrested?

Because it was charged with battery!

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Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?

Because he gave out bad scents (cents).

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How much do dead batteries cost?

Nothing. They are free of charge!

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

What type of battery does The Fonz use?

AAAA

Circuit Jokes More Circuit Jokes

Why was the circuit arrested?

Because it was charged with battery!

Where do two electrons race?

On a circuit