Why was the circuit arrested?

Because it was charged with battery!

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Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

Why was the black man arrested?

Good question.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

How do you stop a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card.

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

Why was the Energizer Bunny jailed?

On charges of battery.

How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

Circuit Jokes More Circuit Jokes

Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)

Where do two electrons race?

On a circuit