How do you stop a nuclear bomb from squeaking...?

WMD40.

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How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

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What do you here when Mickey and Minnie are doing it?

Squeak, Squeak, Squeak

What squeaks as it solves crimes ?

Miami mice !