What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a bowl of ramen noodles?

A bowl of ramen noodles is actually ready in 5 minutes.

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why do people walk by and say "Hi, how are you?

but they don't stop long enough for you to reply!

Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What did the little acorn say when it got planted and grew up?

Geometry.

What did Goku want to be when he was growing up?

a SAIYANtist!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do blind doctors deliver babies?

With a can't c-section.

How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

Why are there so many good jokes about feminists?

Well, they're huge targets...

Why are feminists so good at Street Fighter V?

Because they are always V-triggered

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

when his hand caught fire!!

What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!