What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between reddit and hell?

Hell bad people

What's the difference between tumblr and a gun?

The gun has only one trigger

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why do blck men cry when they make love to white women?

Mace...

Why is it considered socially wrong to make fun of a crying 10-year old boy in Africa?

Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.

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What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity ?

Batvirus ( stolen joke xD )

What do potheads do when they see a fire?

Stop, drop, and roll

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Why doesn't Sean Connery have any grown up children?

He prefers them shaken, not stirred.

What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do babies get out of bellies?

ME: "Look! Ice cream!" *5 min later* 3YO COVERED IN ICE CREAM: "How do babies get out of be---"

Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

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Why do feminists always complain about video games?

Because they're too stupid to learn how to make them.

What do Vegans, ISIS and Feminists have in common?

None of them like pork.

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How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.

Where have you learned aiming?

Response: In programming course.