How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

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Why do so few men end up in Heaven?

They never stop to ask directions.

How do you stop a clown from laughing?

Hit it in the face with an axe.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call an extremist group of water at 0 Degrees Celsius?

ISIS

What do you call an uneven body of water?

An inconsistensea.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

Why doesn't Bill like old houses?

A: He's afraid of the draft.

Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

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Why did Vana White run off the stage of Wheel of Fortune?

She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.

What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!