How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

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What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

What's Irish and stays out on your deck?

Paddy O'furniture

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Where do most black people work?

In jail

Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

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How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!

How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

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How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

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Why do bacteria congregate in public places?

It's a part of their culture.

Where do the bacteria gangsters hang out?

On the Yeast Side.