How do you tell a chemist no?

Nitrogen Monoxide

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What did the Japanese General say to his kamikaze trainee?

Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.

How can you tell that you're getting old?

You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!

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Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!

Why did the Chemist give up a singing career?

He could not hit any of the ketones.