Why did the Chemist give up a singing career?

He could not hit any of the ketones.

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How is a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit 'em, the more English you get out of them.

What are we supposed to do about it?

Dad replies: "I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."

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What do you do to a chemist after they die?

You Barium

What did the douchebag say to the chemist when he dropped his beaker?

U mad scientist?