What do monkeys drink in space?

Orangu-Tang.

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What do valley girls drink?

Soo-Duhh!

What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?"

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Why your fingers have spaces in between?

nothing!why? would you like it to be very close to each other. You're not a duck!

Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention?

Because he was spaced out.

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Why are blacks excited for 2016?

Because it is the year of the monkey.

What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...