What do monkeys drink in space?

Orangu-Tang.

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Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

What does a BYU coed do when she notices people are drinking at a party?

She puts her top back on and leaves.

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What do monkeys drink in space?

Orangu-Tang.

How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space."

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What's the difference between an old-time organ grinder and a heroin addict?

One has a monkey on a leash and the other has a monkey on his back.

Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!