What did the Japanese General say to his kamikaze trainee?

Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.

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How do deaf people tell each other secrets ?

They wear mittens.

Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

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How do you tell apart a Chinese from a Japanese?

With a Geiger Counter.

Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

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Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters?

She had never learned to spell properly.

Where have you learned aiming?

Response: In programming course.

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What's your biggest weakness?

Interviewee: "I never learn from my mistakes" Interviewer: "Oh, why's that " Interviewee: "I never make any"

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen