Why does Martin Luther King like jam?

Because God bless America

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How did horses get to America in the 1700's?

On the Hayflower!

What is the most useless superpower?

America.

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What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

What do you call it?

God: A toddler.

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What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam."

Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.

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Why does Martin Luther King like jam?

Because God bless America

What would Martin Luther King be if he was white?

Alive. He would be alive.

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Why does Martin Luther King like jam?

Because God bless America

Why wouldn't Pope Pius bless any helicopters when they were first manufactured?

Because whenever one started up, the big blades would go "wop...wop... wop" and the little blades would go "guineaguineaguinea".