How do you tell a hypocrite from a normal person?

The hypocrite's the one that exists.

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What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

A: A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.

How do you tell which plumber went home for lunch?

He's the one with the clean finger.

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What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

What's the diffrence between Math and Emos?

Math problems actually exist

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What do you call an equation with no solution?

A hypocrite.

What church do hypocrites belong to?

All of them.