Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

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Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

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They didn't know their limits

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Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

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One is a hairy beast that spits, the other is native to South America.

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What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

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And the dude goes "Oh God! Not again! Who am I "

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What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

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A wiener

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The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

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Yeah I get it, I shoot monkeys on sight too.

Urinal Jokes More Urinal Jokes

How do you keep men on their toes?

Raise the urinals

Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.