What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?

I want hue.

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Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

What do you call the deaf man with no limbs?

Whatever you want.

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What do you call a guy who likes telling "dad jokes"?

A "groan" man...

How do you tell if a lesbian installed your flooring?

It's all tongue and groove.