A hypocrite.
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because it doesn't have mushroom to talk.
An atheist writer praying his book will sell.
None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.
The hypocrite's the one that exists.
All of them.
A hypocrite!
The Know-Nothings!
You belong.
Because no one wants to be the master beta tester.
I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald
Working people's wallets.
Two test-tickles!
Society.
China probably can pop corn in one minute.
The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast
You love your own, but hate everyone else's.
A pigment of your imagination.
They think, therefore they ARRRRRRRR!
The living room
Because he only had followers. Not friends.
He's a fungi
Because he was a fungi.