How do you tell a joke about ISIS?

It's all about the execution

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What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

How can you tell the inventor of the toothbrush was from West Virginia?

If he was from anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush.

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How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.

How does ISIS cool down in the summer time?

In a blow up pool

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What's the difference between my face and my jokes?

People laugh at my face.

What do they say for jokes about German sausages?

They are the wurst.

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Why Weren't There Many Jokes in the Dark Ages?

No one could perform the execution well enough.

What does the ISIS member say about telling good jokes?

It's all in the execution."