What's the difference between my face and my jokes?

People laugh at my face.

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What's the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time!

What's the difference between a Pokemon Go player and a Facebook user??

Pokemon Go players are only wasting their own time )

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How many people from Brazil does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian!

What's the most annoying thing on /r/jokes?

People who post the joke intro twice.

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Whats the difference between man united and a clown?

ones a complete laughing stock and the other ones a clown.

Why aren't orphans laughing?

Because jokes aren't apparent.

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What do you call a woman with egg and sausage on here face?

Cafe

Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

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What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

Why don't people tell jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones?

The punchline is too long.