What's the difference between my face and my jokes?

People laugh at my face.

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What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The location of the dirtbag.

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

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Why do people smile in Africa?

So they won't run into each other in the dark.

How do you call a party with people who have epilepsy?

Foam fest

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How many tickles... How many tickles before a squid starts to laugh?

Ten tickles

Why did the cookie not laugh at your joke?

Because it was crumby.

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What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

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How do you crack a joke on r/Jokes?

ctrl+v.

What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing?

A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.