What's the difference between my face and my jokes?

People laugh at my face.

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Whats the difference between Genders and The Twin Towers?

There used to be two and now it's too offensive to talk about.

What's the difference between Pizza and your opinion?

I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes

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What do you call a Chinaman that does everything given what other people do?

Bayesian.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

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What if they had a call center where they call you everyday with a mission to make you laugh?

But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!

Why can't your jokes ever make NRA members laugh?

Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh.

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How do you get a clown off of its unicycle?

Hit it in the face with a pickaxe.

How do make a woman blind?

Stick a car windshield in front of her face.

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What is the penalty for telling a bad joke?

The joke is it's own pun-ishment.

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)