People laugh at my face.
There used to be two and now it's too offensive to talk about.
I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes
Bayesian.
One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."
But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!
Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh.
Hit it in the face with a pickaxe.
Stick a car windshield in front of her face.
The joke is it's own pun-ishment.
Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)