What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

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What can you tell a black kid to do?

Go visit his family tree.

How can you tell when an idiot's depressed?

Go stand in front of a mirror

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What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

What does A&W stand for?

Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

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Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

What's the best joke you ever heard?

For me, it's gotta be Emo Phillips' Baptist joke. Although to tell it you've gotta get his execution down.

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What kind of Ant lives in rented accommodation?

Tenants.

What kind of people like Scottie's hair?

Chubby 7th grade girls!

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What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

What turns a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS.