Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs?

Cause then there would be a hole in one!

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How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

What did the three holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it.

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Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

Cause they don't have balls to scratch

Why can't Michael Jackson drive backwards in a car?

Cause he's dead.

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What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!"

Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

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Why did the black man go to the golf-club on Sunday afternoon?

Because he had a membership.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.