Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs?

Cause then there would be a hole in one!

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

What does Sean Connery's nemesis and the crater of a volcano have in common?

They're both ash-holes.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

cause nobody would be looking for them.

Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

Drill Jokes More Drill Jokes

What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!"

What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.

Golf Club Jokes More Golf Club Jokes

Why did the black man go to the golf-club on Sunday afternoon?

Because he had a membership.

Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs?

Cause then there would be a hole in one!