How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.

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Which member felt the warmest?

The conductor.

What's a member of ISIS's favorite game?

Mario Kart: Double Daesh!!

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What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.

Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke?

I don't know you tell me.

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What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

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What does the ISIS donkey say?

Jihaaaad

What is ISIS' favourite file type?

exe

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How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.

How do you get the GOP to support universal healthcare?

Make it for *White* people only.

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How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.

Who these days is hard "Is your person white?

Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"