How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.

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What do you call an Asian guy who is a member of ISIS?

RICE-IS

How many members of an ethnicity does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.

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What's the difference between Superman and Super Delegate?

The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.

What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement?

What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.

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How many true friends do you believe you have?

Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.

Why don't you just tell her how you feel?

Well, alright." "Girl, I feel with my nerves."

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How do you get a New Yorker upset about ISIS terror attacks?

Tell them ISIS are Red Sox fans.

What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

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What's the difference between GOP voters and polar bears?

Polar bears gather around the ice hole.

How do you get the GOP to support universal healthcare?

Make it for *White* people only.

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How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.

Who these days is hard "Is your person white?

Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"