How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.

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How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

How many members of an ethnicity does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.

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What's the difference between a communist and a feminist?

The communist wants equality

What's the difference between a Maine girl and a moose?

15 lbs and a flannel shirt.

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Why are you home so early?

Me: My boss told me to go to hell

How can you tell if a person is a vegetarian?

Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.

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What is ISIS's favorite type of text?

Is the answer: A: Heading B: Heading C: Heading

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

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What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

What do you call someone whose filed bankruptcy 4 times and divorced twice?

A GOP Presidential candidate.

Skin Color Jokes More Skin Color Jokes

Who these days is hard "Is your person white?

Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"

How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.