How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.

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How many members of a particular ethnic minority does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Enough to reinforce my negative stereotype about them.

What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold?

An Illumi-neti pot

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What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.

What's the difference between OP and eggs?

Eggs actually get laid.

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Why can't a terrorist tell a joke?

They always bomb the punchline!

What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs?

Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas.

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How did Isis move from 5th wanted terrorist group to the most wanted terrorist group?

They cut a head

What do ISIS want for Christmas?

Turkey, apparently.

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How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.

What do you call someone whose filed bankruptcy 4 times and divorced twice?

A GOP Presidential candidate.

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Who these days is hard "Is your person white?

Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"

How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.