How do you tell an astronaut where they're going?

Straight up.

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How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe"

Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?

A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.

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What happened to the astronaut who was knocked out?

He saw stars.

What did the astronaut from AA say in space?

Houston, I have a problem."