What do you call a Mexican walking on the moon?

An astronaut you racist..

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What about a Walking Dead situation where she's a zombie?

Then I can bang other chicks "

Why do people carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas cant walk.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

What do you call a Mexican wrestler that only fights during his 12:00 break?

A lunchador.

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How do you calm down an astronaut?

you give him space.

What do astronauts do to host a party?

They planet.