What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Crude Oil.

Previous Random Joke Next

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party?

I hit that.

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

Crude Oil Jokes More Crude Oil Jokes

What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Crude Oil.

Why do fish have such bad manners?

It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.

Hydrocarbon Jokes More Hydrocarbon Jokes

Why don't hydrocarbons make good criminals?

They're always getting com-busted.

What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Crude Oil.