What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Crude Oil.

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What's the best joke you ever heard?

For me, it's gotta be Emo Phillips' Baptist joke. Although to tell it you've gotta get his execution down.

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

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Why do fish have such bad manners?

It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.

What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Crude Oil.

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What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Crude Oil.

Why don't hydrocarbons make good criminals?

They're always getting com-busted.