How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.

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Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"

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What does a witch do if her broom is stolen ?

She calls the flying squad !

What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him ?

He's bee-witched !

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What do you call an unpredictable, out-of-control photographer?

A loose Canon.

What's the difference between Ellen Pao and Kim Jong Un?

Kim Jong Un has control over his country.

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How does Frodo make his own food?

Through Frodosynthesis

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

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Why are all these Juice fad diets so popular?

Because Juice control the media

When's the best time of day to start a diet?

4:00 For:Klock