Why do most men not like aspirin?

Because it's a cox blocker

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.

What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

Aspirin Jokes More Aspirin Jokes

Why do aspirins work?

Because they're white.

Why are elephants large grey and wrinkly?

Because if they were small round and white they would be aspirins.