How do you tell if water is true or false?

Bring it to a bool.

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What did the egg say to the water?

I cant get hard, i just got laid by the chicken.

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

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Why can't you tell when a pterodactyl is going to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent.

How do you tell if you're a real gangster?

Take a blud test OC

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How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

What bring a dead duck back to life?

A dead bullfrog.