How do you tell if water is true or false?

Bring it to a bool.

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What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

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How do you know if someone has been to Florida?

They'll tell you.

What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

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Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

What is your least favorite force of nature?

A: Gravity. It's always bringing me down.