How do you tell if water is true or false?

Bring it to a bool.

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What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?

A: "The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!

How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

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How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

Where should I put this horse?

When she tells you, say no

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Why does the snoop dog bring an umbrella?

For the drizzle

What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels