What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do blacks raise chickens?

To teach their kids how to walk.

What does Fozzie the Bear do when he can't find a ride?

Walk-a Walk-a

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

What did the homeowner say to the fruit growing gardener?

Water me lawn

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What sways from side to side?

Jesus on a rubber cross!

What did they call Jesus after He died on the cross?

Xavier

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

Why was NASA so interested on travelling to Mars?

Because it had their Curiosity.

Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

What's long, hard, and full of seamen?

A submarine.

How do you drown a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door