How do you know if someone has been to Florida?

They'll tell you.

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What did Wiz Khalifa say when he was asked his opinion on the dress?

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is."

How do you know if someone is not a vegan?

They don't tell you

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What kind of jokes does a priest tell?

Dad jokes

Why is the whole battalion yellow and slimy?

Me: I mustard the troops. General: ... Me: Just as you told me to, sir.

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What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

Which one do you think is closer, Florida or the Moon?

The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."