What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

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Why was Snape in the middle of the road?

So you would never know what side he was on.

What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

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What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

What will it be for you, my friend?

the vendor asks. "Make me one with everything"

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What do you call a good joke on Reddit?

Unoriginal

What is the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Timing

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

How'd ya get that?

asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.