What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

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What do college students and deer have in common?

A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

What's in the middle of girls' legs?

Their knee.

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What to do when the black guy in front of you gets shot?

Stop laughing and reload.

Why did the integer stop multiplying with other integers of equal value?

He was Squared Straight.

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What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

How do you tell apart a Chinese from a Japanese?

With a Geiger Counter.

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Why did Xzibit cross the road?

A: To get to the other Ride

Why did the Agnostic cross the road?

We don't have enough evidence to say for sure.

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What did the racist surfer say when asked about hanging a black man?

Hang ten dude!!

Why did you leave us so early?

He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.

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How many homeless people does it take to screw a light bulb?

does anyone know of any good jokes about homeless people.?

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

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How's she getting on?

I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."

What products do I use for grooming?

She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."