What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

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What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

What do you call a bear in the middle of the road?

A bear-icade

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How many Frenchmen does it take to stop a Semi Truck?

Apparently, 84 isn't enough.

How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

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What kind of pizzas can tell the future?

Medium Pizzas

What's the best part about TCP jokes?

I get to keep telling them until you get them.

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Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

Why did the Canadian cross the road?

Because that's the direction his car was sliding.

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When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

What does idk stand for?

Literally everyone I ask doesn't know.

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What's the key to a good joke?

Timing.

What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

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Where I should put my pants?

He replied "Over there next to mine."

Who slept with my wife?

and in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."