Why did the little tugboat do what all of the other tugboats told him to do?

Pier pressure

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It makes the front page.

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Why didn't the man go under the boardwalk?

He doesn't like giving in to pier pressure.

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Pier pressure

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Piers Morgan.

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How did the tugboat get AIDS?

It was rear-ended by a ferry.

Why did the little tugboat do what all of the other tugboats told him to do?

Pier pressure