How do you walk a chicken on a leash?

You pullet.

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What did the road say to the chicken?

If you cross me it will be the last thing you do!"

Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they don't have chairs.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What's red and goes "Oh, Oh, Oh!"?

Santa walking backwards.

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon. :P

Leash Jokes More Leash Jokes

How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

How do you walk a chicken on a leash?

You pullet.