How do you walk a chicken on a leash?

You pullet.

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What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

How do dinosaurs like their chicken?

RAWWWWWWWW!!!!

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What is the difference between batman and a black guy?

Batman can walk into a store without Robin

How do you get in the 'Public Urination Club'?

Walk up to the nearest police officer and you're in.

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How do you walk a chicken on a leash?

You pullet.

How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...