How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

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What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

do NOT respond with "I know, right !"

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Why'd the pervert cross the road?

He couldn't pull out of the chicken

How do you tell the difference from a guy's chromosome and a girl's chromosome?

You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.

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How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

A: The leash goes slack.

How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

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How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?