How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

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When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

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What do you do when your mother-in-law is swaying towards you?

You pull the trigger again.

What's the difference between sin and shame?

It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out."

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What's the difference between an old-time organ grinder and a heroin addict?

One has a monkey on a leash and the other has a monkey on his back.

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

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How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

A: The leash goes slack.