What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

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What happened when the Eskimo teens went clubbing?

They got new fur coats.

What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How do you walk a chicken on a leash?

You pullet.

Why does everything taste like chicken?

Because God is black.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

Coup Jokes More Coup Jokes

What bird is most likely to inspire a revolution?

A pigeon... "Coup, coup"

How did colonel Sanders take over the chicken market?

A coup.

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What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

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What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!"

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Why did Vana White run off the stage of Wheel of Fortune?

She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.

How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.