What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

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What happened when Red-Beard's ship and Blue-Beard's ship crashed into each other?

They were MAROONED!

What happened when Cinderella got to the ball?

She choked.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did 1 lesbian bullfrog say to the other lesbian bullfrog?

They're right we do taste like chicken!

What do you call a clan for chickens?

Coo clucks clan

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?

Grave-y !

What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?

A: Turkey.

Coup Jokes More Coup Jokes

How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

A: They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.

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What do you call a wrongly accused art thief?

Framed

What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

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What do cat actors say on stage ?

Tabby or not tabby !

Why did Vana White run off the stage of Wheel of Fortune?

She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.