What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

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How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

They lived hoppily ever after!

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What do you call too many chickens on a farm?

A cluster cluck.

Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator?

I don't know.

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Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.

What's the most popular type of car in Turkey?

Coupe

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Why can't you have military coup in Russia?

Because in Russia the military coups you.

How did colonel Sanders take over the chicken market?

A coup.

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Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

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What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.