What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Courtney Love and a porcupine?

A porcupines needle won't give you AIDS

What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.

Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray."

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Who was that girl I saw you with last night?

Second Cannibal: That was no girl that was my supper.

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What kind of music can't Ed Sheeran play?

Soul

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink."

Bubble Bath Jokes More Bubble Bath Jokes

What dog loves to take bubble baths ?

A shampoodle !

What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...