How do you weigh a Hipster?

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Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

What about Instagram?

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What's blue and doesn't weigh much?

Light blue

How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh?

It weighs *Won-ton*