How do you weigh a Hipster?

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Why is Instagram not working?

but "Why does the world need another picture of you " #instagramnotworking

Where do chicken strips find love?

Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem

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What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant

Which country's currency weighs as much as it's worth?

Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.