Instagram Jokes

What is a heroin addict's favorite website?

Instagram.

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How heavy is a hipster?

One thousand instagrams

How do you weigh a Hipster?

In instagrams

Why was the A.I. afraid of instagram?

post-upload skepticism

How much does a hipster weigh?

An Instagram.

Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

Why was the Instagram star so bad at making coffee?

Because she used #nofilter

What's the best way to be on Instagram and in life?

Selfless

How do hipsters buy their drugs?

by the instagram.

How did the girl with fetal alcohol syndrome tag a picture of herself on instagram?

nophiltrum

What do you call a reliable coke dealer?

Instagram

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Why did Jesus deactivate his Instagram account?

Because he only had 12 followers.

Why is Instagram not working?

but "Why does the world need another picture of you " #instagramnotworking

Who will I share the sunset with now?

sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

How do you make Instagram worthy coffee?

nofilter

What would you like to Instagram?

how waiters should greet people

What did the girl say when she saw a photo on Instagram of an attractive couple at brunch?

Bae-goals

Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

because he was following people before instagram

Where do chicken strips find love?

Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem

What about Instagram?

Instagramicide IGicide Instacide Gramicide Instadead Instagone

How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.

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Your room-matey.

What do you call two witches who share a room?

Broom-mates.

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What's a sailor's favorite thing to watch at sunset?

Knot movies

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Dead sails in the sunset.

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An Instagram.

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Why was the Headless Horseman depressed?

He could never seem to get ahead in life.

What is a french bakers lifestyle like?

Its a life of pain

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What does a depressed girl do when she needs to get a lot of work done?

She takes Sadderall.

Why do Communist Dictators have trouble getting their work done on time?

They're way too into Stalin

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What do you call a homeless man who trashes food you give him then says he only accepts cash?

A rootabaga.

How do you know if a homeless man has a girlfriend?

He has two clean fingers.