Instagram Jokes

What is a heroin addict's favorite website?

Instagram.

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How heavy is a hipster?

One thousand instagrams

How do you weigh a Hipster?

In instagrams

Why was the A.I. afraid of instagram?

post-upload skepticism

How much does a hipster weigh?

An Instagram.

Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

Why was the Instagram star so bad at making coffee?

Because she used #nofilter

What's the best way to be on Instagram and in life?

Selfless

How do hipsters buy their drugs?

by the instagram.

How did the girl with fetal alcohol syndrome tag a picture of herself on instagram?

nophiltrum

What do you call a reliable coke dealer?

Instagram

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Why did Jesus deactivate his Instagram account?

Because he only had 12 followers.

Why is Instagram not working?

but "Why does the world need another picture of you " #instagramnotworking

Who will I share the sunset with now?

sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

How do you make Instagram worthy coffee?

nofilter

What would you like to Instagram?

how waiters should greet people

What did the girl say when she saw a photo on Instagram of an attractive couple at brunch?

Bae-goals

Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

because he was following people before instagram

Where do chicken strips find love?

Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem

What about Instagram?

Instagramicide IGicide Instacide Gramicide Instadead Instagone

How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.

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Who will I share the sunset with now?

sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

What do you call twin brothers?

A sunset!

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What did the roman soldier say after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it

Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Why don't blonde's like audio-books?

A: There aren't any pictures.

Why do you look surprised in all your selfies?

Didn't you know you were taking the picture

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

How can you tell if a dictionary has been working out?

You can see the definition.

Selfie Jokes More Selfie Jokes

Where are the humans?

We left them" AL: Why "They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"

What does cheese say to itself when taking a selfie in the mirror?

Hallooooo me!

Homeless Man Jokes More Homeless Man Jokes

How do you know if a homeless man has a girlfriend?

He has two clean fingers.

What do you call a homeless man?

A Hobo Sapien.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

AY E! I O U edit: added Y

How do you know when you should get a puppy?

When life's getting a little ruff ...I'll see myself out

Concept Jokes More Concept Jokes

Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.