Which country's currency weighs as much as it's worth?

Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.

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What do you call the western half of Kenya?

Kenya West

What do you call a half Irish half Muslim husband?

O'Pressive.

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Why is a blonde like Australia?

A: They're both down under and no one cares.

What did one cracker say to the other?

Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."

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What weighs 20 times a North Korean?

Kim Jong Un.

How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.