What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant

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Where do cars get the most flat tyres?

Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:

How do cannibals pick up women?

With a fork

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What do you call the spaces between the bits on a comb?

Hair-vents.

How does a chicken do their hair?

With a comb, In one fowl swoop.

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Which country's currency weighs as much as it's worth?

Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.

What weighs 15,000 pounds and is cursed with a sleeping spell?

Princess Aurorasaurus

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What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant

What weighs 15,000 pounds and is cursed with a sleeping spell?

Princess Aurorasaurus

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What do you call a baker with red hair?

A ginger bread man

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.