What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant

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Why did the fork go to the party?

It wanted to have a good tine.

How do you conufuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.

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In instagrams

What part of a fish weighs the most ?

It's scales !

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What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant

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Red Hair Jokes More Red Hair Jokes

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant