How does a blacksmith know you farted?

He smelt it

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How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

What do you call a teacher that doesn't fart in public?

A private tooter

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Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?

Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.

What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.