Why the rabbits love Selena Gomez?

im farting carrots, im farting carrots...

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Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor

Which Russian leader is always farting?

Putin

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Why is Paris the city of love?

Hard P and a soft A. Modified from comment section of reddit

What's the best way to make friends?

tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."

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What did the rabbit say to the carrot?

It's been nice gnawing you.

How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?

Look for gray hares.

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Why u bean like this?

SMACK "Don't u carrot all " CRACK

What did one Snowman say to the other Snowman?

Can you smell carrot?

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Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.

Why the rabbits love Selena Gomez?

im farting carrots, im farting carrots...