Why did the tissue get up and dance?

It had a little boogy in it.

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Tissue Jokes More Tissue Jokes

Why did the tissue get up and dance?

It had a little boogy in it.

What do you call a tissue that is sleeping?

A napkin

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

A: The lid said, "Twist to open."

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)