Why did the tissue get up and dance?

It had a little boogy in it.

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Tissue Jokes More Tissue Jokes

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

What do you call a tissue that is sleeping?

A napkin

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why do mice have such tiny balls?

Because so few of them can dance!

Why do Native Americans make the best strippers?

Their dancing can make it rain.