Why did the tissue get up and dance?

It had a little boogy in it.

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Tissue Jokes More Tissue Jokes

Why did the tissue get up and dance?

It had a little boogy in it.

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance?

He had no body to dance with

Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal?

They are both more enjoyable with dates!