Fart
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He sat in his own pew.
They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.
When you can burp and taste it.
A tutor.
So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty
So the deaf can enjoy them too.
Ice melt it.
Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!
A midnight snack A hot Breakfast
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A Private Tutor.
A private tooter
Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.
im farting carrots, im farting carrots...
A fart taking the elevator.
It's more fun to break wind
A sphinxter.
lol
He still has some whistle left in his fart.
They both have a Tutankhamun.
Toot uncommon
A tooter. (thanks, honey)
A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.
When you pull your meet out of a freezer it doesn't fart
A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.
Inert gas.
A PRIVATE TUTOR
He farts.
That you to fart.
A compooter. 8D
Because it was a noble gas
Total Eclipse of a Fart
Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.
A private tutor
A tutor :)
Tutankhamun.
It doesn't have windows.
Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.
So that deaf people could enjoy them too.
There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.
What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve
Because she was a private tutor
Her knees swell up when she farts.
He has to have someone to blame the farts on.
They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure.
A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.
Best game of Highway Jeopardy ever.
A fart with a lump in it
Then, fart.
Gas money
Air to the throne.
Hey we have a toot in common.
You sit in your own pew
A tooter
He didn't have the guts to fart
He smelt it
A private tutor.
Air Force
You love your own, but hate everyone else's.
Putin
Because they don't get a**holes until they get married.
Son: "Who's farted"
We only have a Toot in common.
Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.
A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.
Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.
Mourning wood! :)
Mourning
To get to the middle.
A polo bear !
8 a bit music.
At the Allah hu snackbar.
I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.
You push it
Starburst! Another one from my 9 year old. I don't know where he gets it.
Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.
A precipuss.
Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!
